Sammy J & Randy – Sammy J & Randy Land Lyrics

Sammy J & Randy Land Lyrics

Sammy J & Randy
When you’re feeling low
There’s a place that you can go
Set your spirit free
A fifty-minute drive from the CBD
Your wish is our command
At Sammy J and Randy Land!

There’s a ferris wheel
That doesn’t stop
A family got on it seven weeks ago
But they can’t get off
‘Cause the hydraulic break is jammed
At Sammy J and Randy Land!
There’s a circus show
But the clowns have quit
The lion tamer didn’t tame the lion
And it killed a kid
We covered up the blood with sand
At Sammy J and Randy Land!

Ghost train
Arcade games
And a rollercoaster you can ride
The fortune teller’s recently been banned
For running a meth lab
At Sammy J and Randy Land!

(Harmonica solo)

We’ve had a few complaints
But we found the source
The clown that ran the petting zoo
Would not let children pat the horse
And he also screwed a goat
At Sammy J and Randy Land!

Court case
Burned face
Explosion in the haunted house
And the dodgem cars electrified a man
In front of his children
At Sammy J and Randy Land
They’re suing for millions
At Sammy J and Randy Land
So we’re going on the run
But if you’re looking for some fun
We’ll see you in Paris
Euro Sammy J and Randy Land!