The Muppets – The Kermambo Lyrics

The Kermambo Lyrics

I’ve heard that music calms the savage beast
Well, that’s the truth for me, at least
When the beat is good and strong
I have no choice but tag along

My feet start a-movin’
My hips start a-groovin’
The rhythm has proven
That I’ve gone weak

If I decide to fight the urge to dance
I won’t be given half a chance
Once that sound is in my core
I keep a-hoppin’ back for more

There is no refusin’
This isn’t amusin’
It’s downright abusin’
My future’s bleak
Agh!

Kerma-Kerma-Kerma, Kerma-Kerma-Kerma
Kermambo
(Oh boy. Hoo!)
Kerma-Kerma-Kerma, Kerma-Kerma-Kerma
Kermambo
(Kermambo!)

My feet are wildly bruised
I’ve worn up all my shoes
Yeah, Kermambo
If you get a chance
Please call an ambulance
Yeah, Kerma-ma-ma-ma-mambo

Oh!
Oh boy…
Ooh…

I can no longer feel my lower thighs
And I’ve gone mad, look at my eyes!
The dance floor is completely mine
The bad news is, I’ve reached my spine!

As the drum beats pound
I pause to look around
The dancers are spellbound
By that hypnotic sound
The rhythm has me bound
But I’ve got plans profound
And I will soon astound
The mambo king of the crown
Yeah!

Kerma-Kerma-Kerma, Kerma-Kerma-Kerma
Kermambo
(La la la la la…)
Kerma-Kerma-Kerma, Kerma-Kerma-Kerma
Kermambo
(Kermambo!)

My lack of restraint
Is causing me to faint
Yeah, Kermambo
Gonna win a plaque if it takes a heart attack
Yeah, Kerma-ma-ma-mambo
(Woohoo!)

Haha!
Ba ba ba ba ba bam badada
Watch this one! Yeah!
Bet you didn’t know a frog could do that, huh?
Ba ba na na na
Yeah!
How’d you like that, huh? Woo!
Oh yeah!
Wah!

As the drum beats pound
I pause to look around
The dancers are spellbound
By that hypnotic sound
The rhythm has me bound
But I’ve got plans profound
And I will soon astound
The mambo king of the crown
Yeah!