Wilbur Soot – I'm in Love with an E-Girl (Music Video ion) Lyrics

I’m in Love with an E-Girl (Music Video ion) Lyrics

Wilbur Soot

: Various Newscasters
“Now, it was designed to be a fun way of sending your friends images”
“Innocently enough, just about video games”
“Connect people from around the world”
“He was robbed while trying to meet up with a woman he met online”
“What makes the app so concerning for parents?”

1: Wilbur Soot
Well, it’s 2:45 pm
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
Can of Red Bull by the bed
Vape is charged and Snapchat’s read
What’s popping?
What’s popping?
2: Wilbur Soot
She’s beauty, she’s grace
She has a profile picture of an anime girl’s face
Just a singlе message more
Sеnds her rubbing up my ethernet cord

: Wilbur Soot
I wanna be the guy
That you fall asleep on call with
I’ll make you forget
Every guy that came before me
‘Cause I like you
And you like my attention
Let’s skip to the good bit
Let’s consummate our internet connection

: Wilbur Soot,
Chevy

I’m in love with an
(Mmm)

I’m in love with an
(Mmm)

I’m in love with an
(Mmm)

With an e-girl
I’m in love with an
(Mmm)

I’m in love with an
(Mmm)

I’m in love with an
(Mmm)

With an e-girl
(Mmm)

3: Wilbur Soot
Mum took away my PS4
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
I’m not aggressive
I just ooze masculine passion
And did you know I’ve also got depression?
Self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
I thought you could be the one to fix me

: Chevy
I wanna be the girl
That you fall asleep on call with
Meanwhile, I’ll
Find other people to talk with
‘Cause you like me
And I think you’re a maniac
Let’s skip to the good bit
Let’s completely block all contact

: Wilbur Soot & Chevy
I’m in love with an
I’m in love with an
I’m in love with an
With an e-girl
I’m in love with an
I’m in love with an
I’m in love with an
With an e-girl

Monologue: Wilbur Soot,
Wilbur Soot & Chevy

Mum took away my PS4
(I’m in love with an, I’m in love with an)

I’ve said it so many times before
(I’m in love with an, with an e-girl)

How can I live on if I keep on collecting?
(I’m in love with an, I’m in love with an)

(I’m in love with an, with an e-girl)

These every little slights and insurrections
(I’m in love with an, I’m in love with an)

Constant pain in every dimension
(I’m in love with an, with an e-girl)

My body weeps
(I’m in love with an, I’m in love with an)

Disbelief heads suspension
(I’m in love with an, with an e-girl)

: Wilbur Soot
I wanna be the guy
That you find stalking your affections
Your social media scoured
You seek police intervention
‘Cause I base my
Ideals on obsessive media
Maybe, if I act like them
You’ll respond to my DMs
*Dial-up & FAX machine sounds*